Authors and Writers Offer Unique Funeral Service

Writer Dana Schwartz has come up with a unique business model- Mysterious Funeral Goer.

The author of And We’re Off, and memoir Choose Your Own Disaster, offered to stand at the back of a funeral with a massive black umbrella, looking mysterious. For a small fee, of course.

Fellow authors and humorists of Twitter, including our favourite Neil Gaiman, got involved to either take her up on the offer or to join the enterprise. A surprising amount of people were up for it, prompting Schwartz to promote her latest book in place of Venmo donations.

Photo by Emily Assiran

A while ago Schwartz created a parody Twitter account called @GuyInYourMFA based on her own experiences with people she encounters in writers’ workshops and with @DystopianYA, she tweeted about the tired tropes in young adult fiction. Those accounts have since been retired but are still available to read through and enjoy.

Schwartz’s humour is a thread through all of her work, from criticisms of pop culture in Entertainment Weekly to her playful memoir formulated like a ‘choose your own adventure’ book. I, for one, would love to hire her to stand and look mysterious at my funeral, in fact I would pay extra if she would also recite a cryptic poem before running off in hysterical tears.

People were willing to get involved…

Neil Himself was up for it

Donations to her Venmo started coming in so she pushed her latest book instead

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