“Fanny by flashlight”
NO MAJOR SPOILERS
After a passionate evening of love-making, Steve’s girlfriend’s vagina starts making weird, eldritch noises. And when Stacey’s ghoulish gash gives birth to a full-sized human skeleton it becomes clear that she has a haunted hole. There’s only one thing for it. She persuades him to grab a torch, dive in and do some ghost-busting.
The improbably named and effusively mutton-chopped Carlton Mellick III seems to be a big name in “Bizzarro” fiction, a genre characterised by an extreme surrealism/absurdism. Mellick’s work is known for it’s hyper-sexual themes, gore and eye-catching titles.
It is a huge shame that works such as “Baby-Jesus ButtpIug”, “The Morbidly Obese Ninja”, “Razor Wire Pubic Hair” and “I Knocked Up Satan’s Daughter: A Demonic Romantic Comedy” are unlikely ever to find themselves on Richard and Judy’s Summer Reading List.