Harry Potter Tweets To Make Muggles LOL

*harry potter about to use floo powder for the first time*

molly: now remember to speak very, very clearly.

harry potter: https://t.co/KPTkZRm9Tm

— ashley (@hp_things) 16 September 2018

Ron: “wingardium leviosaaah”

Hermione:
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it

Hermione: “it’s leviOHsah not levioSAH”

— 🌻 (@sahxra_) 18 November 2018

mcgonagall returning to hogwarts after being hit by four stunning spells in the chest by some ministry aurors ordered by umbridge, while she was defending hagrid from being evicted from hogwarts: https://t.co/pxehe2P2Z2

— alice (@grangershug) 17 November 2018

person: do you remember that part in harry potter where-

me: i remember every part but go on

— alice (@grangershug) 23 November 2018

The Harry Potter franchise could have been a few books shorter if the adults just told Harry what the fuck was up

— Mac* The Birthday Boy (@Machaizelli) 15 November 2018

Our new Slytherin Head of House, here at gay Hogwarts. pic.twitter.com/L8hynRLK4P

— Julia Ember (@jules_chronicle) 18 June 2018

everyone:

JK Rowling: harry potter is gay

everyone:

JK Rowling: and african american

everyone:

JK Rowling: and a woman

— an pigeon (@imskytrash) 24 November 2018

Ironic how the chamber of secrets is in a girl's bathroom

— Y. (@YazeerahB) 20 November 2018

hermione: i mean, it’s sort of exciting, isn’t it? breaking the rules.

ron, harry, everyone: pic.twitter.com/zT1wxa4tqz

— alexa (@ronnmiones) 24 November 2018

Voldemort was really beefing with a kid.

— Melanie Barnett (@PersnicketyK) 19 August 2018

Evil slytherins just tend to take it big by like, conquering the world, so we notice them more. Evil hulflepuffs are in the background assisting. Evil Ravenclaws are locked in their labs, and we're too busy wishing we ARE the evil griffindors to realize they're evil

— Rebecca Schaeffer (@rrschaeffer) 14 November 2018

Me at 14: *reads three Harry Potter books in one day*

Me at 27: *sees a text that’s longer than 2 sentences* holy shit, I just do not have the time for this

— Connor “The Wizard” MacDonald (@SamuraiCorndog) 30 June 2018

i’m crying who did this pic.twitter.com/ubKIBhae5r

— ♡ (@uItramaIfoy) 3 November 2018

Harry Potter and the Special Rock
Harry Potter and the Don’t Room
Harry Potter and his Furry Crime Dad
Harry Potter and the Hot Cup
Harry Potter and the Warm Bird Club
Harry Potter and the Absolutely Nothing Happens
Harry Potter and the Curse of the Sidequests

— Matt Ley (@Thelaserbearguy) 28 July 2018

harry potter when he opened up tom riddle's diary hoping to find some tea in it pic.twitter.com/6F5ekaAnlP

— f thot fitzgerald (@dracomallfoys) 21 October 2018

Harry Potter is a guy who peaks at being a high school quarterback and then drops out to become a cop

— EAT SHIT BUZZFEED (@AliceAvizandum) 18 July 2018

In Harry Potter there's a recurring theme of Harry not offering any of his vast fortune to his poor friends and justifying it to himself that they'd be upset at him if he did and that tells us all we need to know about Rowling's politics

— Fin (@finryan87) 18 July 2018

harry ron

🤝

asking for hermione’s homework 24/7

— alice (@grangershug) 21 November 2018

What in the Wizarding World of Harry Potter https://t.co/nsXydWd8tL

— j(ush)oel (@babajush) 6 August 2018

hermione: harry you really think it is going to work?

harry: 🤷🏽‍♂️

hermione: harry had you already thought about the consequences of this plan?

harry: 🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️

hermione: harry-

harry: 🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️

— alexa (@ronnmiones) 21 November 2018

All the things I wanted to ride in Harry Potter pic.twitter.com/HoJHIr7fwF

— ʞ 🍎 (@AyooSilvaa) 17 November 2018