I was doing my usual thing of flicking through the internet looking at bookish things when I came across a list of hysterical book titles.

What else could I do but compile one of our very own, have a look through these, I promise you, every single one is a genuine, published book that you can have on your bookshelves.

The Big Book Of Lesbian Horse Stories

Buy in the US
Buy in the UK

The Best Dad Is A Good Lover.

Buy in the US
Buy in the UK

What’s Your Poo Telling You?

Buy in the US
Buy in the UK

Anybody Can Be Cool (But Awesome Takes Practice)

Buy in the US
Buy in the UK

Does God Ever Speak Through Cats?

Buy in the US
Buy in the UK

Make Your Own Sex Toys

Buy in the US
Buy in the UK

Everything I Want To Do Is Illegal.

Buy in the US
Buy in the UK

How Not To Be A Dick (When You Grow Up)

Buy in the US
Buy in the UK

How To Avoid Work

Buy in the US
Buy in the UK

Learning To Play With A Lion’s Testicles

Buy in the US
Buy in the UK

You’ve Had Worse Things In Your Mouth

Buy in the US
Buy in the UK

Images You Should not Masturbate to

Buy in the US
Buy in the UK

The History Of Lesbian Hair

Buy in the US
Buy in the UK

Living With Crazy Buttocks

Buy in the US
Buy in the UK

Scouts In Bondage

Buy in the US
Buy in the UK

I’ve had such fun finding all these books; there are so may out there I may have to compile a part two.