Cispontine (adj) (archaic)
On the north side of the Thames bridges in London, thought of as the better side.
From Latin, and completely archaic and virtually obsolete now. We thought we’d revive it just for the day.
“He thinks he’s better than us because he lives cispontine!”
Rampallion (noun) (rare) (archaic)
A ruffian, a villain, a rascal.
Late 16th century; earliest use found in Thomas Nashe (d. c1601), writer. Origin uncertain. Perhaps from ramp + -allion, perhaps showing alteration of rascallion by association with ramp. Perhaps compare later ramscallion, rapscallion, tatterdemalion.