The result is an exploration of various allergies – the result of the digestive system trying to protect the body from the onslaught of an enemy – lactose and other food related intolerances, not to mention the scientific theory behind bad breath. She refers to the gut as the ‘body’s most underrated organ’ and suggests that it might have a greater role to play than previously suspected.
Indians of course would love the sections where she discusses the colour and consistency of faecal matter and traditionalists would promptly ban the commode that throne like seat of so many philosophical musings in favour of the squat toilet – which Enders says is actually the most scientific way to evacuate ones bowels and spend less time doing it. There is actually a measure called the Bristol Stool Scale which ranks poop on a scale of one to seven!
If that’s a blow to your bathroom reading habits you can easily install a low footstool in front of your throne, put your feet up on it and bend forward to approximate a squatting position while still holding onto that magazine.
Originally written in German, the book is a quirky translation which delves into matters like whether you should or should not fart in front of your lover just yet and the role that your inner and outer sphincters play in controlling these matters. Constipation results incidentally when the two sets of internal muscles are not in sync.
Medicos and the scientifically trained may gulp on encountering things like “If we vomit the raw egg back up after the right amount of time, the results would look like almost perfect scrambled eggs — without any cooking!” Basically Enders explaining why eggs should be cooked before being eaten to save your insides the effort of cooking them before digestion.
