Jobation (noun) (informal)
Also jawbation. A lengthy rebuke or reprimand, a lecture, a harangue.
Late 17th century. From job + -ation.
“The wife gave me such a lengthy jobation when I came home late from the bar last night.”
Nothingburger (noun) (Chiefly US)
A person or thing of no importance, value, or substance. Now esp.: something which, contrary to expectations, turns out to be insignificant or unremarkable.
1950s: from nothing and burger. Added to the OED October 2018.