“because the undead have feelings too.”
NO MAJOR SPOILERS
I really really liked this book because Nigel Mullit is actually a really rubbish vampire and because of that the book is really not scary at all. He was turned into a vampire when he was fifteen and he has been a vampire for a hundred years, that means he’s been fifteen like forever.
And he’s had to go to school for a hundred years too and it’s really really boring. Oh and he hasn’t even bitten a girl on the neck yet and that is really embarrassing.
He’s madly in love with a girl called Chloe and all the things he does to try and make her love him too are really funny and a bit embarrassing too.
His mom and dad are embarrassing too because his dad wears capes all the time and his sister is always being a princess ugh.