20 hilarious and snarky tweets from Professor Snape

Professor Snape certainly divides a crowd but love him or hate him his character certainly made an impact. It was so influential that someone has created a parody account on Twitter dedicated to the potions professor.

Whoever runs the Twitter account has climbed into the dark crevices of Professor Snape’s mind and come up with some snarky and funny observations the man himself may have made.

Check out the tweets below for some cynical observations and witty quips about fiction and real life.

Haven't we suffered enough https://t.co/bRFx8ghvmp
— Professor Snape (@_Snape_) May 4, 2020

If you can't say something nice, say something clever but devastating.
— Professor Snape (@_Snape_) April 24, 2020

Insufferable know-it-all. https://t.co/exwpWqT9dl
— Professor Snape (@_Snape_) April 16, 2020

March 1st vs. April 1st pic.twitter.com/FtgBTq54lx
— Professor Snape (@_Snape_) April 1, 2020

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I thought Voldemort was ugly
But then I saw you#WorldPoetryDay
— Professor Snape (@_Snape_) March 21, 2020

If you run out of toilet paper, just use a Twilight book. #StayHome
— Professor Snape (@_Snape_) March 15, 2020

Youngest seeker in a century. Can’t catch a letter. pic.twitter.com/77DkEEyICw
— Professor Snape (@_Snape_) February 23, 2020

Happy #LoveYourPetDay

Friendly reminder that Hedwig is dead. pic.twitter.com/5tkrezixaQ
— Professor Snape (@_Snape_) February 20, 2020

Someone hates you for one of three reasons:
1) They want to be you.
2) They hate themselves.
3) You're a Hufflepuff.
— Professor Snape (@_Snape_) January 8, 2020

I'm just saying. pic.twitter.com/mhdVDrpgWy
— Professor Snape (@_Snape_) December 19, 2019

The perfect gift.. pic.twitter.com/eUBfO8aDRK
— Professor Snape (@_Snape_) December 18, 2019

Stop trying replace Sirius, Potter. pic.twitter.com/FMxFmqYi19
— Professor Snape (@_Snape_) December 11, 2019

No one:

JK Rowling trying to extend the Harry Potter universe: pic.twitter.com/SH54JQwVv8
— Professor Snape (@_Snape_) November 29, 2019

I found your name on a Coke can pic.twitter.com/BQUb9FGjZI
— Professor Snape (@_Snape_) November 26, 2019

It’s not you're* or your*. It’s all mine. Everything is mine.
— Professor Snape (@_Snape_) November 21, 2019

Find out which Harry Potter character you are pic.twitter.com/D0XynaBvEI
— Professor Snape (@_Snape_) November 7, 2019

Happy #NationalBossDay to Dumbledore. Sorry about killing you.
— Professor Snape (@_Snape_) October 16, 2019

Yo mama so fat the Sorting Hat assigned her to the House of Pancakes.#NationalPancakeDay
— Professor Snape (@_Snape_) September 26, 2019

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion unless that opinion is different than mine in which case you are wrong.
— Professor Snape (@_Snape_) September 24, 2019

You think I'm not online.

But I'm always here.

Even if I'm not tweeting.

I'm here.

Scrolling.

Judging.
— Professor Snape (@_Snape_) September 12, 2019