Resistentialism (noun)
ree-zist-en-ch-ul-izm
The theory that inanimate objects are hostile to humans; hostility manifested by inanimate objects.
I do not believe this is merely a theory, it is a fact that has been borne out by many a stubbed toe, banged thumb and liquid abused eyeball.
Example sentences
“As a anyone who has attempted to gain access to an easy open package of ham can testify; resistentialism is a real thing.”
“Resistentialism was demonstrated perfectly today when Toby attempted to re-wrap the lawnmower cable and ended up being rescued by the local fire department.”
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