Word of the Day – Resistentialism

Resistentialism (noun)

ree-zist-en-ch-ul-izm

The theory that inanimate objects are hostile to humans; hostility manifested by inanimate objects.

I do not believe this is merely a theory, it is a fact that has been borne out by many a stubbed toe, banged thumb and liquid abused eyeball.

Example sentences

“As a anyone who has attempted to gain access to an easy open package of ham can testify; resistentialism is a real thing.”

“Resistentialism was demonstrated perfectly today when Toby attempted to re-wrap the lawnmower cable and ended up being rescued by the local fire department.”