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Brilliant Bookish Buys ed12: For the Bookworm who has Everything

By February 24, 2016May 23rd, 2016Inspired by Literature

I thought I’d seen everything there was to buy for a bookworm, how wrong I was. Take a look through these spectacularly strange, slightly screwy and completely essential bookish buys.

Jane Austen Bandages/Plasters.

No, your eyes do not deceive you, these are literary plasters, simply perfect for covering your paper cuts!

Jane Austen Bandages US
Jane Austen Plasters UK


‘Alice’ serving platters.

For those essential Bookclub snacks to be served on. Cucumber sandwiches and petit fours would look perfect on these.

Alice Serving Platters US
Alice Serving Platters UK

Edgar Allan Poe Finger Puppet.

How have you survived this long without your very own pet Poe?

Poe Finger Puppet US
Poe Finger Puppet UK

Literary Paper Dolls.

Because we’ve all wanted to know what William Shakespeare would look like in Jane Austen’s frock.

Literary Paper Dolls US
 Literary Paper Dolls UK

Shakespearean Lip Balm Set .

Feel the authentic softness of the Bard’s lips, or something.

Shakespearean Lip Balm Set US
 Shakespearean Lip Balm Set UK

Jane Austen Tattoos.

Get down with the kids and flash an entire sleeve of Austen Tattoos. Then come home, wash them off and have a nice cup of tea and a slice of Victoria Sponge cake.

Jane Austen Tattoos US
Jane Austen Tattoos UK


I don’t care what they taste like I want a tin, in fact I want ten tins!

Shakespearmints US
Shakespearmints UK

Kurt Vonnegut Plush.

Who better to cuddle up with than your very own Kurt Vonnegut.

Kurt Vonnegut Plush US
Kurt Vonnegut Plush UK

Jane Austen Toothpaste.


Did she have a particularly sparkling smile? She must have if she used this toothpaste.

Jane Austen Toothpaste US
Jane Austen Toothpaste UK

Great Drinkers Shot Glasses.

Enjoy a tipple with the greats; Yeats, Wilde, Parker, Baudelaire and Churchill are always ready to join your party with a clever quote.

Great Drinkers Shots US
Great Drinkers Shots UK

 Twilight Bella Body Mist.

Smell irresistible to vampires and werewolves alike with this Bella body care kit.

Twilight Bella Body Mist US
Twilight Bella Body Mist UK

Ministry Of Magic Toilet Seat Decal.

Urinatious Leviosa!

Buy Decal from Etsy

Some of these are inspired, some just hysterically ridiculous and I want to poke my finger in Poe!

If you can add to this list of brilliantly bookish buys please let us know in the comments.

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