We love all kinds of children’s books here at Reading Addicts, but unfortunately not all kids’ books were created equally. Some are just plain weird. We’ve shown you some creepy and hilarious unintentional, and perhaps intentional, innuendo (Part 1 and Part 2), so buckle up and prepare for a whole lot of “What the hell?” and “WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS OKAY?”
Remember- if these monstrous titles could get published then there is hope for all budding writers.
Is this worse than a visible dick?

Candice Carty-Williams to make picture book début with Dapo Adeola
September 24, 2026
Candice Carty-Williams to make picture book début with Dapo Adeola
Macmillan Children’s Books are set to publish a new picture book from Candice Carty-Williams which…
HarperCollins Drops David Walliams’s Entire Book Catalogue Following Harassment Allegations
September 18, 2026
HarperCollins Drops David Walliams’s Entire Book Catalogue Following Harassment Allegations
Publisher HarperCollins has confirmed it will stop publishing David Walliams's existing books, extending its decision…
Missed Connections: tracking down the lesbian grandmothers who inspired children’s book
June 10, 2026
Missed Connections: tracking down the lesbian grandmothers who inspired children’s book
A search has been announced to reconnect two lesbian grandmothers with a panto dame turned…
CBeebies’ George Webster pens book celebrating “being different”
BAFTA-winning TV presenter, actor, and author, George Webster, best known for presenting with CBeebies, has…
Granny Gruffalo revealed as title for third in the series
February 10, 2026
Granny Gruffalo revealed as title for third in the series
Julia Donaldson has revealed the title of the third book in the much-loved Gruffalo series;…
Julia Donaldson surpassed J.K. Rowling to become the UK’s top all-time author by volume
February 4, 2026
Julia Donaldson surpassed J.K. Rowling to become the UK’s top all-time author by volume
Much-loved children’s author, Julia Donaldson, known for titles including: The Gruffalo, The Stick Man, Room…











