We love all kinds of children’s books here at Reading Addicts, but unfortunately not all kids’ books were created equally. Some are just plain weird. We’ve shown you some creepy and hilarious unintentional, and perhaps intentional, innuendo (Part 1 and Part 2), so buckle up and prepare for a whole lot of “What the hell?” and “WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS OKAY?”
Remember- if these monstrous titles could get published then there is hope for all budding writers.
Is this worse than a visible dick?

Booker Prize launches new Children’s Award
October 29, 2025
Booker Prize launches new Children’s Award
The organisers behind the prestigious Booker Prize have announced a new prize under their umbrella,…
Black Representation in Children’s Literature on the Decline
October 18, 2025
Black Representation in Children’s Literature on the Decline
A report by literary charity, Inclusive Books For Children, has found that Black representation in…
New illustrated edition of children’s classic, The Velveteen Rabbit, to be published
September 14, 2025
New illustrated edition of children’s classic, The Velveteen Rabbit, to be published
Scholastic UK has announced the upcoming publication of a new illustrated edition of the much-loved…
Billy Porter to publish children’s book
August 15, 2025
Billy Porter to publish children’s book
Acclaimed American actor, singer, director, composer, playwright and vocalist, Billy Porter, is now turning his…
Blind artist creates braille children’s book
July 24, 2025
Blind artist creates braille children’s book
Blind artist, Clarke Reynolds, has created a new children’s book which brings together braille and…
Steps singer releases Pride children’s book
June 14, 2025
Steps singer releases Pride children’s book
Singer Ian ‘H’ Watkins – best known for performing in the pop group Steps alongside…











