A clever title is a great thing but what if they were a little more descriptive? Perhaps a little more to the point? We have had great fun in coming up with some alternative book titles to some well-known fiction. It was so much fun that we have even created some convincing mock ups of what the titles would look like and a little blurb under each.
Captain Nemo: the man, the mystery, the giant-squid murderer.
Messing with the fabric of time is like camping on a cliff-edge: exciting, precarious, not recommended.
Rand just wanted everyone to be more selfish. Is that too much to ask?
Not an autobiography but it almost could’ve been.
If you fancy a bit of mindless violence my droogs this is for you!
Well, one in particular does anyway…
One for those of us who haven’t had an orgasm for 5 years.
Look out for the sequel: Frankenstein’s Bride, Tinder for the Hands-On Crafter.
One boy’s mission to eventually listen to his friend’s advice.
Bigger, Longer, Orc-ier.
Because why would we not want giant killer creatures on the loose?
Like, come on, guys, racism is bad ok?
What? NO OOM-PA-PA??
Iago: One of the original bad boys.
Who wasn’t a bit selfish as a teenager, eh?
Snog Mr Darcy, Marry Jane Bennet, and Avoid George Wickham. That’s my choice anyway
Hobbits, and Orcs, and Trolls, oh my!
There are two kinds of people in this world: those who find this book life affirming, and those who barely scraped through without harming themselves.
For dedicated readers.
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